So, I have to start this with an explanation... When I opened this LJ pg, I told myself I'd archive all my old fanfiction here. I haven't had a chance to transfer most of it, but here we go back to 2004, when I was in high school. I started this story, How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony, just to get some laughs out of my best friend,
patriciatepes.
Thus, this piece of crack was born into the world. It's crack on crack, having unprotected crack in order to make crack babies. It likely hasn't been properly edited. It follows "the rule of funny", which is to say, it defies all logic in order to amuse. I wrote it as a parody, and that's what it is, ladies and gents. And of course it became, at the time, my most popular fanfic. Still brings in the occasional reader and sits at over 300 reviews (not that impressive to some people, but that's a huge number for me). Kinda makes me sad *this* story is the one to receive so much love, but that's life, kids.
So, recently, I was trying to find out where I have it archived other than fanfiction.net (apparently over at fictionalley), and I stumbled across a quote from the story on tumbler as well as a page for it on TVtropes (check it out). I am seriously amazed that someone took the time to find all the tropes I used! It's really a hilarious list.
Now, before I decide that this is a very, very stupid idea, letting my new LJ friends see how my sense of humor compares to a twelve-year-old boy's (or Dean Winchester's), I suppose I should post the story...
Title: How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Teen (PG-13) but includes a few partial nudity NSFW doodles
Wordcount: ~15k
Warnings: Uh, nudity, duh. Also, underage students involved in nongraphic sexual situations. Teacher/Student.
Summary: Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What do Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity?
Pairings: While none are centered upon, hints of Hermione/Severus, Ron/Pansy, Draco/Ginny
A/N: Half Blood Prince and onward didn't happen in this 'verse.
Disclaimer: As I told you nine times before, these are not my characters I explore. They are on loan from the authoress--whom I'm sure would not approve of such crude nakedness. Nevertheless, let it be known that nakedness so true and pure can lead to victory for those who secure their faith and hope in an Eden of education and dare not elope just because a Hufflepuff has a nice arse for the duration. So, as you surely recognize those who frolic about in naked bliss, I honestly swear that I don't own a bit of this.
( This way to Nekkid Time!Collapse )