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Thank you for venturing into my journal. Below are the fics I currently have up here. For more of my fanfiction, feel free to visit the links to your right. Or check the tags link to find art, icons, or search by fandom. Happy reading!


Criminal Minds/Batman (Nolan verse)
Chapter fics:

For Laughs - In order for the BAU to catch the Joker, they'll have to profile the Batman.
Arkham Minds - ~24k. What happens when the madmen are running the madhouse? Dr. Spencer Reid and Agent Aaron Hotcher find out when they return to Gotham to visit Arkham Asylum. Spencer's been at the Joker's mercy before, but after the asylum goes on lockdown with the agents trapped inside with the inmates, he finds that this particular madman might be his key to surviving. Criminal Minds/Batman (Dark Knight) crossover, sequel to For Laughs.

Supernatural/ Teen Wolf
Chapter Fics:

Of Wolf and Man - ~23k. After receiving a call from an old family friend, the Winchesters find themselves in Beacon Hills, CA, finishing a case they started in their teens, back when the creature of the week was hunting a young deputy named Stilinski and his pregnant wife. Now, the monster is back, and the hunters are needed, but there's more than one threat in this small town, and the guys are starting to think Deaton called them in for an entirely different reason, one involving a few secrets John Winchester kept past the grave. Gen. SPN season 8; TW post season 2. A03.

Supernatural/Harry Potter
Chapter Fics:

Lucidity - WIP. Castiel makes a choice that sends Dean to another place, another time. The girl, witch, Luna, is she the one Dean's here to meet? Dean/Luna. Chapter 1 + Chapter 2


  • "From Loki, With Love" - ~2000wds. Humor. Fusion. Dean wakes up wearing a Captain America costume. If only this was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him…

Supernatural/Angel the series

  • "Interference" - Gen. ~600 wds. Wolfram and Hart gives out yearly scholarships to high school students. Lindsey and Lilah get to chose the candidate in 2001.

  • "It Ain't Easy Being Green" - Gen. ~1k. Lorne finds himself with the Winchesters.

  • "Timshel" - Gen. ~1100 words. SPN S7. "Your choices in both life and death are what have led you here. And, they are what will lead you out as well." (Purgatory fic.)

Supernatural/Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • "Toy Soldiers" - ~1000 wds. Preseries SPN. Every hunter around told him to avoid the Hellmouth, but John was never good at heeding warnings. At a stop in Sunnydale, he spots a girl who reminds him of his boys, his soldiers

  • "Where We Are" - ~2850wds. Preseries SPN. Pre "Anne" for BtVS. In 1998, Sam Winchester is taken in for the night by a kind woman whose daughter has run away.

  • "Because I'm Older" - Buffy/Dean. ~2600wds. Preseries SPN. Spying on a younger sibling is perfectly commendable in the eyes of an older sibling. Just ask Buffy and Dean.

  • "Howl" - Jo/Oz. ~1600wds. SPN S2. All hunters had monsters inside them.

  • "Nothing but the Fire" - pre Dean/Buffy. He sees her in his dreams, and hopes he never sees her in real life.

  • "Sam Winchester is a Red-Headed Woman" - ~2700wds. Humor of the gender-swap/body-swap variety. Dean's pretty sure it's his fault his brother is now a red-headed woman.

  • "How to Raise a Hunter" - Origins of Robin Wood, featuring Crowley (SPN S6)

  • "Gender Bender" - Humor, Willow does a bad spell on the boys (SPN S5-ish)

  • "Grip Me Tight" - ~1200 wds. Buffy falls into a Hellmouth. Cas gives her a hand. Buffy figures she's going to have to wear longer skirts for a while.

  • "The Darkness in Her Eyes" - Follow-up to "Grip Me Tight". ~2200 wds. Castiel changes the course of events to come when he decides that what they need to stop the Apocalypse is the slayer he once rescued. SPN S5.

From Purgatory, With Love: series of one-shots. Where do you put an ex-demon who slaughtered throughout the ages then died helping to save the world? Purgatory. But, she finds her way out. SPN S6; post S7 for BtVS. Sam/Anya.

  1. "One Ticket to Purgatory" - 'Her resurrection was, frankly, a little boring.' Anya vs the Winchesters. Kinda.

  2. "Rabbits Go to Hell" - Dean is pretty certain his brother has extremely strange taste in women.

  3. "Baggage from Purgatory" - Anya and Sam discuss their exes.

Supernatural/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

  • "Love the Way You Lie" - ~1200 words. Crowley made a mistake. Her name was Faith. SPN S6. Post finale for Angel, BtVS.

Chapter Fics:

  • Through the Never - Complete! Sam/Dawn. Season 6 for SPN. Post series for BtVS and Angel. Sam is having an out of body experience, and it seems the only person who can help him is a girl who's rather experienced in being a glowing ball of light. ~43k.

Supernatural/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Stargate SG-1
Heavenly Bodies Universe - Ascended John W./Buffy take on that whole almost-dead thing.
Supernatural/Vampire Diaries (tv)
Chapter Fics:

  • Hell's Belles - New Orleans, Mardi Gras. Elena and the Salvatores are looking to spend some time away from Mystic Falls. Meanwhile, the Winchesters are looking for sightings of the walking dead. Both groups crash the same elegant costume party, so it should really be no surprise when the mansion ends up surrounded by a horde of flesh eating zombies. Season 5 Supernatural; Season 1 Vampire Diaries. ~16k

  • Her Wicked Ways - NC- 17. Pre-series, non-con Katherine/Dean. In hiding, frustrated, and in the mood for entertainment, Katherine knows exactly what she wants to do to the young hunter when she stumbles upon him. There are, after all, so many fun ways for a wicked vampire to break a hunter. ~9k. A03

Supernatural/Vampire Hunter: D

  • On a Horse With No Name - ~5700. Gen. AU post-Season 7 Supernatural and pre-canon for VHD. When Dean finally escapes Purgatory, he knows he's as much monster as he is man. Over the centuries, the vampire infection that once claimed him has turned him into a hybrid of sorts, a dhampir, and perhaps this curse is exactly what he needs to survive the harsh far-future in which he's found himself.


  • "The Dangers of Porn" - 1k. Gen. In which Dean is happy to be in Vegas, pissed that someone dared screw with his favorite porn site, and spied upon by a crime scene investigator.

Supernatural/Criminal Minds
One-Shots:Chapter Fics:

I See a Darkness - WIP Case-fic. Gen. Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU.
Angel/Criminal Minds
Catch a Falling Star Universe

  • "Make a Wish" - Elle and Drusilla family fic

  • "Put It in Your Pocket" - Spike mistakes Elle for Dru

  • "He Sings" - An interlude with a frustrated Drusilla who has just caught fresh prey.

  • "Never Let It Fade Away"- Spike promised to keep her from turning into a monster. Will he be able to keep that promise, or will Dru succeed after all?

  • "Save It For a Rainy Day" - Elle has spent the last year knowing it would come to this.

  • "Starshine" - ~1500wds. Reid can't forget what Drusilla did to him. Angel can't forget that the sins of his past keep affecting innocent people.

House/Criminal Minds

  • "Blue Eyes, White Lies" - ~1300 wds. His blue eyes are more telling than he knows. Dr. Reid watches House through the two-way mirror, waiting for the right moment to question him. Gen.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Criminal Minds

  • "The Lost" - ~2150wds. Derek Morgan/Faith, gen. "Someone has to do the dirty work, someone has to do what heroes like you can't."

Chapter Fics:

  • Letters - WIP. Dr. Reid writes his mother on a daily basis, telling her of his "adventures," but, after a chance encounter, Buffy Summers accidentally receives one of his letters. Eventual Buffy/Reid. (Stands alone or ties into the "Stamps" verse.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Vampire Diaries

  • "Until It Sleeps" - Damon and Oz have a strange friendship.

  • "Why Slayers Don't Date (Anymore)" - ~1100wds. Buffy/Elijah. So, it's really more of a job interview, but it's still the best date Buffy's had in ages. Who knew there were so many races of vampires? Well, this guy, apparently, since he's one of the Originals of his kind.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter

  • "Minions" - Neville/Harmony. The Dark Lord Neville gets a minion...wait...what?

  • "Better Off Dead" - Gen. Buffy chats with Draco about that time he tried to kill her.

  • "Pretty Messes" - ~2700 words. Spike/Bellatrix, London, 1977. Rated FR21/NC17 for sexual content.

The Children are Our Future series (Dawn/Xander):

  • "September 1, 2017" - 1700wds. It's never easy to send your kids off to school, especially when your own memories of school include a Hellmouth.

  • "September 3, 2017" - ~1500wds. Xander gets a letter telling him what houses his kids were sorted into. Maybe he should have read that copy of Hogwarts, A History.

  • "November 1, 2017" - ~1800wds. Professor Longbottom would have known the Harris twins were a force to be reckoned with, even if the new ghost hadn't told him as much.

  • "November 9, 2017" - ~800wds. Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself confronted by the Harris twins. Apparently they're very concerned with his lesson on vampires.

Angel/BTVS/Harry Potter

  • "If By Chance" - 1300wds. Spike finds it in a shop, a biography on the notorious witch, Bellatrix Lestrange, and recalls a night he spent with her, back in his darker days.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/House M.D.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/CSI

  • "L'Eggo My Gr'Eggo" - Dawn/Greg. Dawn goes to a demon bar. Greg gets served at one. As an appetizer.

Harry Potter/Stargate: Atlantis

  • "Neverland" - Harry centric. Harry finds his Neverland is just a few stars away.


  • "The Man, The Legend" - (Nolan-verse). Castle thinks the crime was solved by Batman. But he's a myth, right?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Stargate
The Zeppo and the Space Pirate series - (SG-1) Xander/Vala

  1. "Not Just a Demon Magnet" - ~900 words. A man meets woman scenario, and its inevitable conclusion. Sorta. 1/1

  2. "Xander Harris is Cool" - ~1200 words. So what if Vala is still in love with Daniel Jackson? Xander can handle it....maybe. Or maybe not. Loose sequel to "Not Just a Demon Magnet." 1/1.

  3. "Omissions" - ~2500 words. Xander hasn't so much lied about the fact that he's now dating an alien as not bring it up at all. But, hey, no one asked. 1/1

  4. "The Man-Date" - ~2500 wds. Xander Harris realizes that dating an alien is hard; dating your alien girlfriend's guyfriends is harder.

  5. "Oh-High-Oh" - ~2500 wds. In which Xander and Vala take a road trip, get tailed, and Xander attempts to pop the question. No, not that question, the important one: Do you believe in vampires?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Castle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/A Nightmare on Elm Street

  • "His Favorite Nightmare" - ~1500 wds. The day she saves the world, again, Buffy goes to sleep, and soon realizes she carried something up out of the Hellmouth with her. Its name is Freddy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Batman

  • "See the Man With the Winning Smile" - BtVS/B:tAS. Gen, preseries. 3k. In Arkham Asylum, Buffy Summers is the definition of normal.

  • "Show Me Your Teeth" - BtvS/The Dark Knight. Dru/Joker. ~500wds. Teeth, after all, are rather important to vampires and to mad men with brilliant smiles.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/White Collar

  • "The Man Who Knew Something" - ~1800 wds. Mozzie believes his newest conspiracy theory is catching up with him. Neil isn't so sure.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Legend

  • "Fierce, Free" - The spell calls for the heart of a fairy. Willow, Jack.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel/Firefly

  • "Fairy Tales" - Fred centric. A soul can't be destroyed. But it can change form.

  • "Duty Bound" - ~700 wds. Post Serenity. "We are, all of us, bound by our duty, but duty is not just that which is given us, but that which we are inherently born to fulfill." – The Operative

Relics of Another Age Series - Featuring Dawn and Connor



Harry Potter

Chapter fics:

Red Passion -
Post HBP. A vampire saves Draco from death and introduces him to a dark world. With Hermione Granger on the menu, can Draco save his enemy and his own soul? Eventual DM/HG. Complete. 70k. (Link to Masterpost)

How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony - 15k minor SS/HG, RW/PP, DM/GW. Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What do Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity?


Abnormality - 10k,
Demon touched, Alucard's world fades from one of pain to one of mortality, hope, and love. The line of truth between reality and dreams is lost, and he must choose which world to die in and which to live in, unless, of course, his father chooses for him.

One-Shots: (in order by season)

  • "Seven Drabbles of the Wee!Sam Variety" - 7 100-word sweet/funny Weechester/Teenchester drabbles. Gen.

  • "Dean Winchester Meant to Do That" - 3 100-word preseries drabbles. Gen.

  • "The Oops" - ~900 words. Teenchester. ...Winchesters excelled at manly feats, which, apparently involved fertilizing women at age sixteen. Dad was going to kill him.

  • "This Happened in an Episode of Buffy" - ~2800 wds. Gen. Humor. Pre-series. Every seven years, someone goes missing at the Kappa Gamma Tau fraternity's annual Halloween bash. But this year, Sam and Dean are on the case.

  • "While at Stanford: Five Sam Drabbles" - 5 100-word sweet/funny Stanford & Sam/Jess drabbles.

  • "A Monster in the Dark" - ~7500 words. Sam-focused. Gen. Stanford era. The monsters in the dark can hurt you, even if they're only in your mind.

  • "Me, Myself, & I" - pre-series. ~1900 wds.Humor. With Sam in college and John on a long hunt, Dean starts to understand what this whole freedom thing is all about. He pretty much gets the gist of it over a ten day bender.

  • "Something to Live For" - 300wd tag to S2's "In My Time of Dying" John POV.

  • "Flea Bitten" - ~900wd. Humor. "I think that werewolf gave me fleas…" And then, panic.

  • "Candy Man" - ~5300wds. Gen. Season 2. It's child-sized, has a pumpkin for a head, and murders people by stuffing them full of candy. Yeah, Sam and Dean are thinking this is their kinda gig.

  • "Someday Never Comes" - ~1600 wd. Sick!Dean. Season 2. Gen. Can't be the cold he's been trying to shake. Can't be, even though the tip of his nose is pink and wet, and just under the sound of squirrels tree-hoppin' are quick, shallow breaths and a soft, accompanying whistle.

  • "I'll Show You Mine"- 1200wd Dean/Jo. Humor. Dean wants to know where Jo's anti-possession tattoo is.

  • "Carpe Diem" - ~5000wds. NC-17. Humor, Body switch, Jo/Dean. While Sam searches for a way to switch them back, Jo and Dean enjoy a day on the beach wearing each other's bodies, and trying to figure out how to put them to good use.

  • "See You in Hell" - 200wd Ficlet tag to S3's "Time is on Our Side." Dean POV.

  • "Heaven's a Lie" - ~600 wd. 2014!verse. This was not the Heaven that Meg was promised, but it's the one Lucifer created, so she stays. For him. One-sided Meg/Lucifer (Samifer).

  • "We Wish You a Merry Friggin' Christmas" - ~2300wd (not season specific) Dean's been getting a lyric in his favorite Christmas carol wrong for years. Sam finally tells him about it, which, as it turns out, was maybe not such a good idea. A tale of Christmas-themed banter. Gen.

  • "Dexter Morgan is Not a Role Model" - S6, They might not have seen one another for a year, but Sam and Dean were watching the same show on TV, Dexter. ~1500wd

  • "What My Brother Taught Me" - S6 finale tag, Balthazar reflects on his brothers. ~2000 wd

  • "Dancin' in the Ruins" - S7 Dean wakes up to an old and familiar enemy of the fanged variety. ~3000wd

  • "I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry" - S7"Slash Fiction" tag. As Jody drives out to Bobby's hideout, she knows she should consider how to say "I'm sorry," but she's not. So maybe she'll stick to "thank you." ~800wd.

  • "Srs Bzns" - S7 Humor. Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers! ~4400

  • "Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This" - S7. Daphne's searching for her husband, the Leviathan are searching for bait, and Jody's just doing her friends a favor…a big damn favor. ~4000

  • "If We Fall or Merely Stumble" - S7. NC-17 (non-con Dean/Monster; tentacles). They've both been shattered so many times, who's going to notice a few more cracks on the surface? He didn't notice what the creature had done to his brother. Sam wonders if he can blame that on his fractured mental state, or if Dean's really just gotten that good at gluing himself back together again. ~7000 words.

  • A Day In The Life - S8 bunker!fic. ~4k. Humor. The world isn't ending today, there's not a hunt lined up, and they now have the Men of Letters bunker to store their stuff inside, so Sam decides it's time they cleaned out the trunk of the Impala. Dean, however, doesn't care much for the idea. Thankfully, he has plenty of ways to get out of completing the chore.

  • "Come to the Dark Side, We Have Muffins: A Drabble Collection" - 12 funny drabbles about SPN's baddies.

  • "Some Things Can Be Mended" - Post S8. Cas retires his coat. ~700wd.

  • "Not With a Whimper" - ~5k. Meg/Cas. AU Post S8 zombie apocalypse. The sky fell. Then the world fell. The ones left behind were too busy to ask why, but he knew. He knew they all fell because of him. And they all rose again because of him, too.

Chapter Fics/Stories over 8k:

Until the Flames Go Out~9k. Dean can't stay afraid of the flames, even if he'd probably be safer that way. Even if staring at the fire burns away a little part of him in the end. A story told in scenes from 1992-2006. Gen. Hurt!Dean.

Tooth and Claw - Preseries Teenchester. 20k. Gen. Alabama, 1994. After a hunt gone bloody, the Winchesters recover in a small town, where John picks up on a Big Cat hunt, and the boys find themselves at a new school, facing another animal legend, the Belgreen Bear. Hurt!Dean.

Touched - WIP. AU past S6, Child!Cas. God cleans up the mess. Or, so they assume. Four years later, Dean feels a small hand grab his own and looks down to see a child's bright blue eyes. Eyes he recognizes.

Uncle Crowley's Adventures in Babysitting - ~10k. Gen. Humor. He's the King of Hell, not a bloody babysitter, but that doesn't stop Castiel from leaving two de-aged Winchesters with him. Oh, bollocks, what's he supposed to do with a toddler and a six-year-old? Set in season 6 canon.

Cry Baby Bridge - Season 7 case-fic set in Mississippi. ~9300 words (Or, if you prefer, you can read the story as one document or download it at AO3.

"The Tiki Tiki Tiki Doom" - ~8,700wds. Humor. Casefic. A haunting. Easy enough. Only, the tiki bar is too lousy with tourists for them to hunt, Dean's mysteriously got the hots for the ghost-chick, and Sam's sarong is...a sarong.

Hero of the Day - WIP. AU after 6.06 "You Can't Handle the Truth." Lisa doesn't let it end with a phone call. She decides Dean is worth the sacrifice. In the end, that one decision changes everything.

Masters - ~15k words. NC-17 (see warnings). Season 7.
They knew her by Meg, but in Hell, she was called a different name. Dean just didn’t realize it at the time. Castiel, though, always knew. This is the tale of the fall of a demon with a cause. Meg/Dean. Meg/Castiel.

Ghosts That We Knew - ~14k. PG-13. Season 8. Dean/Tessa. When Tessa goes after one of her own, she discovers that the rogue reaper has set up an ancient spell to create life where there is none. She finds herself lost in the human world, lost but not alone. One of the souls in her charge, the one who always managed to get away, is close by, which is good, because Dean Winchester is the only person she knows who can help her now.


"Gorram Jolly Fat Man" - ~800wds. Gen. Jayne ficlet. "It ain't my gorram fault if some rich chun zhu got that little moonbrain believin' an over-happy fat man was comin' to deliver her presents just 'cause of the date on the calendar!"

Angel: the Series

"Blue" -  ~1400wds. AU after season 5's "A Hole In the World." They saved Fred, but at what cost.

Once Upon a Time

"From the Diary of Hua Mulan: The Yaoguai" - ~600wds. Episode tag to season 2's "The Outsider". An entry from Mulan's journal after she meets Belle for the first time. Gen.
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